good person

Did you know that you can tell if a person is decent by what they do
with their empty shopping carts?
If you take the empty cart to a cart corral or back into the stores
front cart area then you are a decent person, if you hike the cart up
onto the curb or grassy area of a parking area to keep the cart from
rolling about the lot then you’d like people to think you are decent
but you are really just a lazy shit and if you just leave it where you
unloaded it you are a fucktard of the highest order .. and finally if
you move the empty cart away from your car so as not to damage your SUV
only to push it into anothers vehicle you deserve to be killed in the
slowest most painful manner imaginable as soon as possible.
Why yes I did go grocery shopping today … how could you tell?